What are they ?
The random quotes on bottom of each page are generated by the standard Linux fortune cookie utility. This however has nothing to do with random go proverbs. One of our members (Steven J. Manson) has written Random Go Proverb Generator in Java.

Disclaimer !!
While these randomly generated proverbs might be amusing, and at times deep, and sometimes they might even be useful, they are not guaranteed to improve your play. On the contrary following them might be detrimental. They are generated for the amusement only, and any usefulness is purely coincidental. So consider yourself warned.

So here it is ?

• Click here to Generate Random Go Proverb. Keep in mind your browsers has to support Java for this to work.
• Click here to see the Java source for the Random Go proverb Generator. This is the straight java file. For the applet code see the next item.
• Click here to see the Java source for the Random Go proverb Generator Applet. Use this if you are invoking it from within a web page.
• Hopefully we will have a version which will work with non java browsers soon. Until then use the Java version.

The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first
female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick,
rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances during what
would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my
career.
		-- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.